COCKLES MATING DANCE
Cockles are fashinating creatures, their complex mating ritual can mostly be observed in Rome (Italy), their natural breeding ground, during JIBCon season. We know almost for sure that they mate in other places as well (like other conventions around the word and into trailers parked near sets in Vancouver, just to give some examples) but as other species they have favorite places, like, as said, Rome.
Their mating ritual consists in verious very precise actions like long languid looks into each other eyes, gentle strokes on the cheeks, light touches of shoulders and backs and a very peculiar tongue swap on the lips that they use to draw each other attention.
At this point they are aware of the intrest and they start their mating dance. The Jensen of the species at this point starts a light movment of the pelvis that will be instantly noted by the Misha of the species and met with appreciation looks (x). The Jensen, encouraged by this, will start to improve his movments with a full body shake (x).
The Misha of the species, that till now just watched, feels prompted to show to the Jensen his intrest too and will try some movments (the Misha is a bit less graced though) (x).
Now that the Jensen is well aware of the intrest of the Misha he will finally move to him to offer his arm to the partner (x) making the Misha speechless and very happy (x).
At this point they start the proper dance that will see the Jansen leading and the Misha trying to follow the gracious movments (x). Now they are finally ready to mate.
We know for sure that the dance isn’t always so complex, we had examples of much simpler dances in the past (x) but we are also sure that sometimes the dance isn’t even required and that they mate solely after a wink.
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.
THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.
PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.- anonymousDamn wally mart… Damn… :/
holy fucking shit…
THIS SCENE HURTS LESS WHEN YOU PRETEND CAS IS JUST LOOKING AT GABRIEL SHOOTING ACROSS THE SKY ON A PINK DILDO
the hiatus has begun.
George Washington: Would use a simple template and dedicate his blog mostly to his farm work; what crops are doing well and what grows best in what soil, and where to get the best beer in the country. It’s not a terribly active blog. Accidentally became tumblr famous. He’s also annoyed because the only asks he gets are political ones, and he’d rather keep his blog politics-free. Why can’t they just leave him alone?
John Adams: Shares a blog with his wife Abigail, and together they have the most quality blog of the group. History, politics, law, anything considered high on a liberal arts education, it’s on this blog. The Adamses also have very strong opinions on their contemporaries and are not afraid to talk about their grievances in public. They have a small but very dedicated follower base. John gets upset when his posts don’t get a lot of notes, and while occasionally go into a fit about how unappreciated he is. Does not use the “Read More” option, so expect a lot of scrolling. Good luck finding the next-page button.
Thomas Jefferson: Beautifully formatted, TJ is a hipster of sorts who enjoys blogging about nature, science, and the general beauty of the world. Expect gorgeous pictures, the most up-to-date discoveries on biology, and opinions on topics ranging from religion to the state of modern education. Things got weird when he constantly reported his follower count. He’s very easy to get along with, as he mostly tells people what they want to hear, but has a tendency to stick his nose in other people’s cultures and give unwanted opinions. Like Washington, he prefers not to clog his blog with politics. He has Madison for that.
Alexander Hamilton: Hamilton believes he’s right about everything and it’s your privilege to know that. He doesn’t shy away from politics, but shines in it. He purposefully tracks tags so he can find a opinion he thinks is wrong and then call them out in public so he can shame them. Expect many charts and figures on economics and trade, as well as very long opinions on government and human nature. He also has a lot of sockpuppet accounts that exist to reblog and praise his first one.
James Madison: Exists to counterpoint everything Hamilton posts. Madison originally didn’t even want a blog, but Jefferson convinced him someone had to call him out, and since the Sage didn’t want that kind of tension on his blog, roped in his friend to take care of it. Occasionally he does break off and make his own original posts, his own opinions on government and human nature, but now Hamilton is prepared to point out everything he considers wrong about those.
Benjamin Franklin: You want some politics? Expect satirical cartoons. You want stuffy science? Expect news on how many times Franklin shocked his subjects with static electricity to prove a point. You want culture? Expect fart jokes. He gives tips on money, health, sex, beer, and in general how to live the good life. Warning: has autoplay. Occasionally turns into social justice when someone says they don’t take him seriously. Franklin does have the tendency to post selfies that cross the line into tmi, but he’s never heard any complaints from his followers. NSFW.
Thomas Paine had a blog but was permanently banned for trolling. He blames Patrick Henry.
